I need to find something to do.
Really.
Maybe studying would be a good idea, since I have to do TONS of homewors. but honestly, why should I care??

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First you pick 10 characters from Videogames, Anime, Manga, Movies, Novels, Whatever.
I used TES people.

1. Almalexia
2. Daedric Princess Azura
3. Vicente Valtieri
4. Lucien Lachance
5. Voryn (Dagoth Ur)
6. Haskil
7. Vivec
8. Martin Septim
9. Daedric Prince Sheogorath
10. Nerevar (I know he died long ago and no one knows him… but I still don’ give a damn 8D)

Now, based on the list above, answer the following questions.

What would you do if:

1. Number 5 [Ryn] was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper?
… okay. I probably would kill myself.

2. You came home one day and found Number 3 [ViVa] and Number 7 [Vehk] in your house, both drunk out of their minds?
HUH? Hmm. I guess I’d make some coffee for them, then ask for explanations XD. No wait, I’d get Marijuana and go on with the party 8D.

3. Number 8 [Martin] offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house?
Oh, he’s always so kind and gentle XD. Yeah, of course my dear, do whatever you want :]

4. Number 2 [Azura] showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day?
I think I’ll stare at her. Then I’ll make paper airplanes, start to throw erasers and stuff, and try my best to make the lesson impossibile ^^. Yeah, I hate her. A lot XD.

5. You accidentally saw Number 10 [Nere] wearing nothing but a small, purple boxer?
O___________O. I’d take photos . Hortator in boxer, people!

6. Number 3 [ViVa] insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day?
I think I’d accept, even if I’m not pretty sure he’s able to drive, and even if I clearly suspect he wants to feed on my blood, but honestly, do I care about it?!?

7. Number 9 [Sheo] killed Number 4 [LuLa] right in front of you?
XDD well I’d be a little sad since I like Lu but if Sheo did that then he must have had a good reason. Probably Lu stole the cheese, or something even worse D:

Would you allow:

1. Number 6 [Haskil] to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit?
Hmm. I think I would… I hope he’ll put butterflies everywhere ^^

2. Number 1 [Ayem] to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill?
OMFGWTF NOOOO! Never! By the holy mother of God, please, do not let that crazy bitch approach me with a DRILL! AARRRGH ! Almalexia as a dentist… just NO. x_x

3. Number 10 [Nere] and Number 5 [Ryn] to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend?
I swear I didn’t do it on purpose X’D ! well of course I would let the two of them… do whatever you want guys, just clean my house after you’re done
…well I guess I’d put hidden cameras everywhere… I’m a fangirl after all, and my soul needs feedings

4. Number 8 [Martin] to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public?
Uuuuh, yeah of course darling, you can borrow my clothes XD … I don’t think they’ll suit you, but anyways… XD

5. Number 2 [Azura] to try to fix your computer when it's messed up?
Ugh, I don’t think I’d let the Daedric Bitch touch anything in my house, but still…

6. Number 4 [LuLa] to set you up on a date with Number 9 [Sheo]?
Weeeell… they can do anything they wish of course, but I couldn’t guess Lu to be gay, I must tell XD. And I don’t suggest him to invite Sheo on a date. Never ever XD.

7. Number 1 [Ayem] and Number 3 [ViVa] to operate heavy machinery together?
I couldn’t guess the two of them to operate together, since I think Vicente would HATE Almalexia’s arrogance… but anyways, if they wish to operate together, they are both smart guys so it’s okay XD

Relationship Section:

1. Number 5 [Ryn] asks Number 2 [Azura] out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say?
NO HE DOESN’T DO THAT.
XD

2. Number 7 [Vehk] asks you to a dance. Do you accept?
To dance with Lord Vivec? How could I refuse _ ?
Of course I will even if I totally can’t dance. he must be a great dancer instead XD

3. Number 8 [Martin] and Number 9 [Sheo] are fighting over you. What happens now?
Wait… WTF? XD

4. Number 1 [Almalexia] tries to kiss you. What do you do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG GGH. *dies*

5. Number 3 [ViVa] confesses his secret love for Number 5 [Ryn] . What do you think of this?
Weeell… uhm…
Vicente my dear, I know we all love Voryn. Yeah, he’s deadly sexy. Yeah, he’s one of the best characters ever created. Yeah, we all MUST love him.
Still, I don’t think it could work with the two of you… tell it to him, Voryn.
Voryn: O____O Nere, where are you… ??

6. Number 6 [Haskill] is cheating on Number 7 [Vehk] with Number 3 [ViVa], and you find out about it. What do you do?
Euuuh? I’m… a bit confused right now 8D …

7. Number 4 [LuLa] proposes to you. Your reaction?
HECK? No wait … well… I… uhm… err…
I’M LESBIAN!
And in love with an owl. A female one.
And… I have AIDS.
No seriously, you should try woth someone who fits you better.
Try… uhm. Try she’d be happy ;D
Just NOT ME. No seriously, I like you man, just not that much O.o

Random Nonsense:

1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1 [Ayem] doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!?
Well I’ve always known she’s completely insane. That’s not so surprising at all

2. What if Number 2 [Azura] tied Number 4 [LuLa] to a flagpole and threw shoes at him until he cried?
NOOOO You Daedric insane bitch let the poor guy goooo !

3. ...and then Number 8 [Martin] and Number 5 [Ryn] danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this?
Yeah guys! Go, go! *calls all the others* come on people 8D! *joins*

4. Number 10 [Nere] has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now?
O.o little Nere is not a Pyro…

5. Would YOU tell Number 9 [Sheo] to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...?
He’ll pull out my eyes and jump the rope with my guts, after that. Most likely.

6. What was Number 6 [Haskill] in prison for?
That’s more than obvious. He stole the cheese

7. What if, suddenly, Number 4 [LuLa] smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...?
XDDDD I’m just seeing it, right now… he would SO do it! In a fan art probably XD

PART 2

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF...

1.Number 1 [Almalexia] woke you up in the middle of the night?
“Go to hell you bitch I was sleeping…” …then I’d notice the knife. “uh-oh…”

2. Number 2 [Azura] asked you to go out with him/her?
GAAAH You won’t use my poor Nerevarine for your own revenge anymore, you Daedric freakin BIIITCH!! O.o

3. Number 3 [ViVa] walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
…Vicente would never do such a thing, he’s a polite and well-educated friendly vampire XD

4. Number 4 [LuLa] cooked you dinner?
Nope, I won’t eat it. I know your bad habits with poisoning, Lucien

5. Number 5 [Ryn] was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
^///////^ I’d HUG him to DEATH.

6. Number 8 [Martin] got into the hospital somehow?
Poor guy, he has to work hard being the Emperor’s son… I guess I’d bring him flowers ^^

7. Number 9 [Sheo] made fun of your friends?
I would… probably… give him some lettuce, or sweetrolls? Well, I don’t really know. Does someone know how to behave with Sheo XD ?

8. Number 10 [Nere] ignored you all the time?
Hmm. Nere, you know, I could be VERY MEAN in the next fan fiction ! …huh well, I already have been 8D

-WHAT WOULD THEY DO UNDER THE FOLLOWING CIRCUMSTANCES?-

1. Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will Number 1 [Ayem] do?
Probably she’s be one of the serial killers…

2. You're on a vacation with Number 2 [Azura] and you manage to break your leg. What does Number 2 [Azura] do?
-_- last thing I would do is going to a vacation with the bitch of all the daedra…

3. It's your birthday. What will 3 [ViVa] give you?
The Dark Gift …seriously, it would be great, I’ll be 18 soon and become a vampire for my 18th Bday would be the greatest thing ever X’D …

4. You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does Number 4 [LuLa] do?
He’ll lend me some Divine Intervention I guess O.o … or he was the one who lit the fire XD, then I’m doomed…

5. You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Number 5 [Ryn] do?
He’ll pat my shoulder and smirk with his most of epics smirk

6. You're about to marry Number 10 [Nere] What's Number 6's [Haskill] reaction?
Wait. WHAT??
O___o
Well I don’t think Haskill would have something against us XD …

7. You got dumped by someone. How will Number 7 [Vehk] cheer you up?
Hmm. Probably he’ll tell me something obscure and mysterious, I’ll start to listen to him rambling and I’ll forget everything else. Then, he’ll be of some help. Yay XD !

8. You're angry about it afterwards, how does Number 8 [Martin] calm you down?
I don’t really know here XD …

9. You compete in some tournament. How does Number 9 [Sheo] support you?
He’ll make burning dead dogs fall from the skies XD …

10. You can't stop laughing. What will Number 10 [Nere] do?
He’ll laugh with me I guess ^//^

-RELATIONSHIP PART- *seriously, this is way too long O__o …*

1. Number 1 [Ayem] is all you've ever dreamed of.
NO SHE’S NOT.

2. Number 2 [Azura] tells you about his deeply hidden love for Number 9 [Sheo]. Your reaction?
XD so you do have a heart somewhere, Az. Well, being in love with Sheo is not … huh… safe?
Silly me, I’ve always thought she was in love with Nerevar…

3. You're dating Number 3 [ViVa] and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
They will think Vicente is way too old for me I guess

4. Number 4 [LuLa] loves Number 9 [Sheo] as well. What does that mean?
It means that WE ALL LOVE SHEO 8DDD !

5. Number 6 [Haskilli] appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
I mean, seriously XD ? well… congrats, old man XD !

6. You had a haircut and Number 7 [Vehk] can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Uhhhhm =w= … I hope I’m not looking ridiculous to him …

7. Number 8 [Martin] thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?
Me: Oh come on man! Don’t be silly, even if I’m TOTALLY NOT ONE OF THEM, there are tons of fangirls you can choose on ^^
Martin: Sweet and merciful God, please make me die x__x …

8. Number 9 [Sheo] is too shy to face you and confesses his/her love by sending you an e-mail. Now what?
No that’s not possible, I’m sorry XD.

-FRIENDSHIP PART-

1. Could Number 1 [Ayem] and Number 6 [Haskill] be soul mates?
I don’t think so XD.

2. Would Number 2 [Azura] trust Number 5 [Ryn]?
She should, since he’s the only one that didn’t betray Nerevar… in his own way, but that’s the point XD

3. Number 3 [ViVa] wants to go shopping, will Number 7 [Vehk] come along?
Huuuuh XD … maybe he will.
“…you see, I am not at all a serious person…I’ll be glad to be a mortal again, dedicated to my own amusement.”
He said that. So, maybe he likes to go shopping too XD.

4. Number 4 [LuLa] is bored and pokes Number 10 [Nere]. What happens after that?
Nere will poke back, then we’ll start to chat, then they’ll become friends. A pity they’re both dead.

5. Number 5 [Ryn] and Number 1 [Ayem] are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
XDDD … is there a subject on murdering ???

6. If Number 6 [Haskill] and Number 3 [ViVa] cooked dinner, what would they make?
Something with cheese and black pudding…

7. Number 7 [Vehk] and Number 9 [Sheo] apply for a job. What job?
…maybe pose for a magazine XD

8. Number 8 [Martin] gives Number 5 [Ryn] a haircut. Is that OK?
I don’t think it is XD. Please Voryn, just don’t kill him XD …

9. Number 9 [Sheo] sketches what Number 6's [Haskill] perfect girlfriend should look like.
XDDDD that’s just too much for my poor bleeding mind …

10. Number 10 [Nere] and Number 8 [Martin] are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
How to save the world. I don’t see why they’re blushing though XD. they’re both shy boys I guess…

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Okay, it was fun eventually XD. people, do it. It’s just TOO FUN to do !!